a) she was actually driving herself back to Arlington (instead of her bitter half) (the couple that hates together, stays together), and/or
b) she wasn't 2 percocet pills away from a mobile morphine drip.

LOL.
To be fair to her, when I lived in DC, I was like that anytime I drove.
Alice,

Hang in there.
Hugs,
Crabby Gabby